Maintain on to your hats, butts and no matter else you maintain pricey as extra rumors of anticipated iPhone 14 manufacturing ranges are coming in.
Individuals who observe these rumors with bated breath… significantly have to rethink their priorities.
It’s not wholesome, Megan! Additionally, subsisting on a weight loss program of largely Funyuns isn’t wholesome both. We talked about this. Simply since you preserve saying your entire backside stage of the Meals Pyramid is Funyuns doesn’t make it true. Additionally, nobody makes use of the Meals Pyramid anymore.
Huh. If your entire backside stage was Funyuns, that may clarify why nobody makes use of it anymore. May Megan be proper?
Anyway, it was simply over a month in the past that DigiTimes was reporting a ten p.c “reduce” in iPhone 14 orders. Sure, you learn that proper, not the at the moment delivery iPhone 13, however the iPhone 14, which received’t even be launched for greater than a month.
A number of extra rumors like this and we would as nicely simply go with out the house/time continuum altogether. I imply, what’s the purpose if impact no lengthy follows trigger?
Makes the Macalope so mad. After he spent all that point watching Star Trek so he might absolutely grasp the ins and outs of quantum mechanics.
When you recall (and even if you happen to don’t), these “cuts” had been supposedly prompted not by an absence of demand however due to provide issues. Apple was “chopping” orders, you see, as a result of suppliers couldn’t make the telephones quick sufficient as a consequence of… what? Lazy millennials, in all probability? They get blamed for all the things so let’s simply say it was that.
And since suppliers couldn’t make telephones quick sufficient, Apple was simply giving up. “We’d somewhat not promote them than must have you ever anticipate them!” the corporate was heard to say. Regardless that it fortunately made this sexy observer wait weeks to get an iPhone 4 again within the day. Again when folks nonetheless mentioned issues like “again within the day.”
No, this rumor didn’t make any sense.
Anyway, neglect all that “chopping” nonsense! As a result of…
Are you able to sue Apple rumors for whiplash? Asking for a legendary beast.
Apple has knowledgeable suppliers that it’s now anticipating the iPhone 14 lineup to promote higher than it initially thought, growing the variety of units it is going to produce and ship to 95 million somewhat than 90 million, in line with the Taiwan Financial Instances.
This rumor doesn’t appear to take note of the earlier rumor, because the July rumor mentioned Apple was “chopping” manufacturing from 90 million models to 82 million. Now Apple believes it is going to promote 95 million.
Jeez, get your story straight, Apple! Good grief, who’s operating the present over there?!
Apple is, in fact, not liable for these numbers. The Macalope didn’t attain out to Apple for a response to this rumor and won’t be updating this submit when and if he hears again as a result of he wouldn’t even when he had.
As Apple is not going to be delivery an iPhone 14 mini, the one one that received’t be shopping for a brand new cellphone this 12 months is the Macalope. As an alternative, he’ll quietly improve to an iPhone 13 mini which he’ll maintain onto for the remainder of his life.
Or not. The Macalope remains to be hopeful Apple will ship a small cellphone of some form as soon as once more sooner or later so as to choose up any be-horned holdouts. And on that day the Taiwan Financial Instances can report Apple is growing shipments by 0.0000011111 p.c.